 Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject: 7-10 split |
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| Roy: Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay. Roy: Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it. Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this. |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:39 pm Post subject: kingpin |
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| ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"
Roy: "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking." ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still drinking?" Roy: "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?" |
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