 Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:52 pm Post subject: TOP 10 REASONS LONGSHOT/FULLMOON/PATS LOST BESIDES SMITTY |
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| 10.) NOT SMITTY, SMITTYS GLOVE...TWO WORDS...BAD WEBBING
9.) KEITH'S PLAN TO DESTROY THE OTHER TEAMS PITCHER WITH A WICKED LINE DRIVE ENDED ONCE AGAIN IN A DOUBLE PLAY BALL....MANY THOUGHT THAT THIS STRATEGY WOULD FINALLY WORK, INCLUDING KEITH.... 8.) THE ABSENCE OF QUINNY'S BAT, AND FUCK STICK... 7.) THE GUY ON THE OTHER TEAM PRETENDING HE GOT HIT BY A BUS, RATHER THAN JUST A KNEE INJURY CRUSHING OUR MOMENTUM AND DELAYING THE GAME. 6.) AN UMPIRE WHO SHOULD BE DOING HIS NORMAL JOB....PICKING UP RECYCLABLES IN PORT RICHMOND 5.) GLEE, WHERE WAS HE AT? PROBABLY SPEED WALKING... 4.) BRAUNY'S DECISION TO PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP, FUCK ITALY AND NORWAY, PLAY SOFTBALL!!! 3.) THE MISSING RUN ON THE SCORE BOOK WOULD OF BEEN FOUND BY EITHER WADE, BUKES, OR BWOLF 2.) OUR SHORTSTOP IS NAMED DUANE BUT HE ISN'T BLACK, TALK ABOUT A LACK OF CHEMISTRY... 1.) AFTER ANNOUNCING HE WAS TAKING AN EARLY RETIREMENT....THE WORST UMP IN SOFTBALL HISTORY WALKED BACK INTO THE CAGE. |
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