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| Rachel Ray |
 Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject: KP's eating habits |
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Dearest Axl;
you seem to forget all the energy Keith uses as your teams ACE...14 -40 pitch innings a week drain even a finely tuned athletic machine as KP..So while you may think and rack of ribs and a foot long meatball sub is a bit excessive for a appetizer KP needs it to replenish all the calories he expended carrying your team...This doesn't even include all the energy he needs for baserunning...you seem to forget all his hits and his amazing ability to go 1st-3rd. on all singles...So when KP has a light snack of 10 soft shells and a KFC 12 pack before pizza at the HOLE on Sunday's please remember he's actually doing it for the team... |
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| Axl Rose |
| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:45 am Post subject: Night Train |
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Night Train Lorraine as most Garbage Full Moon player ever...hahahahahahahahaha...funniest of all time. In times of great struggle and peril, we must look to our leaders for guidance. And so I implore you, Keith, LEAD! We are a team divided; make us one, skipper. Only you have this great gift bestowed upon you from the almighty, use it for the greater good, for your Longshots brethren. Be sure to lift up the downtrodden (like smitty), and when there is doubt, eat it up like so many Taco Bell soft taco six packs with a side of Arby's roast beef and five slices of Holy Land pie (hold the pep, it's not kosher)!
Peace Out,
Lenny Dykstra |
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| Joe Torre |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject: My Boy Matty |
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| Like Charlie said your a gamer kid...Go out there with your Derek Jeter like intangibles and lead by example Mr.Playoffs...It takes very good players to get a team to the playoffs,those who know every game matters not a chosen few but all..You jr..regardless of the final result never have nor ever will take a play--game--at-bat as anything less than the most important game --play--at-bat of the day....Looking foward to Mr.October/November again producing like Reggie J....Big Papi..come playoff time...JW my bad....Your crafty brother had me thinking it was you...Dont doubt his remarks though I know your quite capable of putting up the #'s when necessary......Come on playoffs...GO LONGSHOT !!!!! |
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| J. Wolf |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh... and by the way Mr. Clint Hurdle... these are my first 2 posts in this thread! So, please don't bash me when I didn't do an ounce of bashing myself! Thank you! |
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| J. Wolf |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: Don't hate... Participate! |
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| I am disgusted by the mean & discouraging things that are being said about one of the remaining 5 original players from this softball team: Matthew Smith. Matt, along with JCass, myself, Quinny, & DeNofa laid the foundation of greatness that is our Sunday morning softball team. And Matt, being an original, should be given the respect he has most definitely earned! I know I mess with Smitty on Sundays from time to time, but it is all done in good fun. That's whats great & the most fun about our team: Playfully busting each other's balls. But, this constant barage of a man that gives more effort & wants to win more to win more than anyone is just unacceptable! I'll bet Smitty will be among the top 5 on the team in playoff batting average this year. Why? Because he usually takes his game to another level in big games. I just hope all that criticize this original & stand-up guy are ready too to take their game to another level come playoff time!! |
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| Phillie Phanatic |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: Let's go Longshot! Let's Go!!! |
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| Hey Uncle Charlie... by your description of Smitty ("always ready and raring to go") , he may be better suited to play mascot for the Longshot than 1st base! I'm sure with the way he "wants it more" than anyone else, he would help & inspire the team much more wearing a furry costume & parading around the crowd than embarassingly misplaying balls at 1st or hitting routine flys time after time to left! But, I must admit, he is very "stand up in failure." But, he does have more experience in this department when it comes to playing softball than anyone on the team! |
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| Charlie Manuel |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject: My boy Smitty |
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Granted he fields like Wes Helms---Runs like Pat Burrell--Hits like Abraham Nunez---Has Jose Mesa's sideburns--throws like Ryan Howard--and exhibits all the clutchness of his idol Aaron Rowland he when you combine all these traits into one you have a gamer....The well groomed bastard does show more will/want to win than almost everyone...Despite working full-time...being married...living a great distance away he's always there ready and raring to go....Despite spotty results NO ONe wants it more or is more stand up in failure...Props to the effort and heres hoping he brings his game offensively and defensively to new levels come playoff time he deserves a reward for the time and effort he puts in....
UNCLE CHARLEY.... |
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| Clint Hurdle |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject: Line-up |
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| Agree with top 4 (please Mr.Wolf since you can get a hit whenever you want how bout everytime up then...)The others besides KP and Quinny I could live with for game #1 but I think there should be game by game adjustments made...There are days you have it and dont so put those hitting well in gm.1 in a favorable spot in gm.2..Now this will of course take common sense not usually seen on this team...A guy/player who may be 1-3 hitting 3 seeds is actually hitting better than a man who may have hit 2-3 with a couple bleeders or seeing eye singles/errors thats where common sense and feel for the game come in...Maybe between games there should be more talk between the team and NUMBNUTS the line-up maker... |
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| Classic |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject: Smitty Part 2 |
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Here is another picture of SMITTY.......Strike 3, Your out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Classic |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject: Smitty!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Here is a classic picture of SMITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Top Ten |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:23 am Post subject: |
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Top Ten Garbage players in Full Moon/Longshot Softball History
10. Yank
9. Dougie
8. Dobb
7. McKeever
6. Ballsout
5. Smitty
4. Jean
3. Dennis Ulmer
2. Keith
1. Lorraine (Ballsout's girlfirend) aka Night Train |
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| smitty glove |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:16 am Post subject: okay okay |
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| haha..... hope everyone feels better now |
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| Bill Buckner |
| Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:37 am Post subject: |
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| At least you're still a pretty good fielder!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Hilarious! I LOVE SARCASM!!!!! |
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| Smitty Champ |
| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:36 pm Post subject: Dammit |
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| I am still angry and can't calm down |
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| Smitty Champ |
| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject: Fine again |
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| After calming myself about softball, which I care more about then most people on our team, I will go back to my role. Thanks for letting me know what it was! |
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| Worse Smitty Clause |
| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: Thats fine |
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| After I simply wanted to make light of my situation and have fun with it, it got all serious. Way out of line...... I expect positive posts from here until the last game. PLEASE..... |
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| More Angry Smitty |
| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject: More anger |
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| I ain't tryin to brag or act like a hard ass. I tore thats right tore my hamstring and couldn't even run to first base...fucking torn... and I hit almost every ay bat in the championship and through the playoffs. This team has the shortest memory ever. I don't really give a fuck about batting tenth b/c it is easy to up hold my end of the bargain, just uphold yours! |
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| Angry Smitty |
| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject: Go fuck yourself |
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I was just fucking around about me accepting my role but now you can go fuck yourself. Fuck, who is hitting in front of me just hit in the playoffs like I will and HAVE. Thank you!....
.135 average kiss my ass. What a jok
Know your role....what a fucking joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Longshot Member |
| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: Who should you bat in front??????? |
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| Smitty, you are hittin like a total of .135 for the year.......what do you want to bat, leadoff?????? Who in front of you should you be batting ahead of and please explain why.......J Cas, hottest hitter on the team......J Wolf, gets on base whenever he wants to.......Judd, puts the ball wherever he wants.......Glee, great hitter.......Greenwald, pure hitter and is clutch........Denofa, very very hot at the moment.....K Wolf, hitting the ball hard everytime when he isn't hungover.......Braun, can at least beat out an infield grounder.......Johnny Mac, is just a better hitter then you........lucky Quinny isn't in front of you.....Just be a man and except your role!!!!!!!!! |
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| Smitty the Greek |
| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: Playoff |
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I will the most clutch 10 hole hitter in history in the playoffs.
What a joke!!! |
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