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smitty champ
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:41 am    Post subject: .....

Fuck you very much.... "I wish I wish" may of been the best post on here in a long time! hahaha
Brady Anderson
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:54 am    Post subject: Twins

Brad,I know your pain my friend..Anytime I wander thru Rhawnhurst with my chiseled physique,long 90210 sideburns and perfectly gelled hair people on the streets and in passing cars are forever yelling "SMMMITTTTY"...When I play softball the taunts are even worse with the taunts of alledged steroid abuse by Mr.smith...Apparently at one pt.in his career Smitty was a fleet footed,power hitting teen dream only to have his body and skills ravedged by the CLEAR and the CREME...I wish Mr.Smith great luck in his pursuit of ressurecting his promising career with the Rhawnhurst based softball juggernaut "THE HOLE"....
Brad Pitt
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:56 pm    Post subject: fat jack

every time me and angela go out to dinner and then out for a drink afterwards people always ask me to celebrity bartend. Well, one time I took them up on it. Well. I get to the bar and as soon as i start serving drinks everyone starts calling me Jack! This one dude even calls me fat! Are you fucking serious? Well I was getting pretty pissed, as you could imagine. But anyway to make a long story short, everyone thought i was fat jack. So yeah he may not get mistaken as me but i get mistaken for him all time. I think it's because of the boyish charm....
Wish Fairy
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:06 pm    Post subject: 4 ft.brauny

Oh yeah sure you are..And Keith is a good fielder...Johnny G is young,,,,Smitty is a gold glover....Juddy has long flowing blonde hair....Quinny has a perm....KWolf doesn't drink too much before big games...Wade is faster than Brauny...Johnny Mac could pass a piss test...Denofa covers major ground....Duane is reliable...JCass is the Cal Ripken of softball....JWolf doesn't gamble....Glea is a natural brunette,,,We all wish McKeever taught are children....And Fat Jack is mistaken for Brad Pitt at the mall...
Braun
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: hey

i'm 4 foot..thank you very much!
Brauny Pedroia
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: ROCKIES/LONGSHOT LONG LAYOFFS

I just want to put my (tiny) 2 cents in telling all Bucks Co.Softballers the HOLE will not come out rusty after a 14 day layoff come this Sunday....As a finely tuned 3ft.4 in.athlete I know Ive been using my adjustable tee ball set to stay sharp hitting and watching my Matt"Crime Dog"Smitty/Tom Emanski fielding DVD's to stay ready on "D".Come ready boys there's only one OCTOBER and one fall classic.....GO HOLE.....

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