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Reynolds Factory	Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reynolds wrap Motley Fool - (RMC) - Reynolds Metal Company - the makers of Reynolds wrap aluminum announced a bleak outlook on Monday and have halted production of the hugely popular wrap. One Reynolds spokesman, Ronnie "metal man" Ironside has stated that mostly societal influences beyond the company's control has led to the huge layoffs. "I've never seen such a drastic decline in the use of our product, one of our main buyers, who i will leave unnamed has stopped using the wrap and this has caused a massive decline in the use of our product. Our only hope in turning things around and increasing production of, "The wonder wrap" as we like to call it...is to get a certain pudgy gentleman back off the wagon and back on the wrap". Other sources have confirmed this massive shift in "wrapping habits". Td Ameritrade and Merril Lynch have issued a strong sell advisory.
Seymour Hynie	Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:51 pm    Post subject: Beer Sale.....!!!!!!!!!!!! We are selling cases of Heineken Light cases 2 for the price of 1 !!!!! For some unknown reason sales of our lite beer has dropped off by a few cases a week so were forced to sell it at this great price....We've teamed with Arby's who report a 33% decline on after midnight drive-thru sales as well..So they are having a .99$ burger-frie-apple pie give away...So let your misfortune be your reward....ENJOY.....S HYNIE

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