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TOP 10 REASONS SMITTY'S KID WILL SUCCEED IN LIFE.

 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:01 pm    Post subject: TOP 10 REASONS SMITTY'S KID WILL SUCCEED IN LIFE. Reply with quote

WHERE OTHERS HAVE FAILED....

10.) HE/SHE WILL KNOW ONE MORE WORD THAN ANY OTHER NEWBORN....AAAAAAAAH....AAAAAAAH..WAIT THAT'S TWO WORDS

9.) AT LEAST ONE OF HIS/HER PARENTS IS GOOD LOOKING, GUESS WHICH ONE?

8.) LET'S HOPE IT'S A BOY BECAUSE SIDEBURNS ON A GIRL ARE JUST WRONG...

7.) BEFORE SMITTY STARTED PLAYING FIRST BASE HIS IQ WAS OFF THE CHARTS...THAT'D BE GOOD GENES

6.) BECAUSE EVEN IN THE WOMB HE/SHE KNOWS WHAT A TEASER, REVERSE AND PARLAY IS...

5.) WORKING FOR ADT HAS PERKS...INSTEAD OF A BABY CARRIAGE IT'S A REINFORCED LASER GUIDED BABY CARRYING DEVICE....INSTEAD OF A CRIB IT'S A NEWBORN STEEL GUARD PROTECTED CAMERA SURVEYED SLEEPING APPARATUS

4.) BECAUSE HE/SHE WILL ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE TO LOOK DOWN UPON TO BRING THEIR CONFIDENCE UP...BRAUN'S KID...OUCH...

3.) IF YOU CAN SPELL SCHUYLKILL YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

2.) WITH THE FATHERLY LOVE OF SMITTY WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS....

1.) THERE'S NO WHERE TO GO BUT UP
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: 10 good things bout Lil' Smitty... Reply with quote

1) if its a boy Brauny can always use some more OSH/KOSH clothes for his wardrobe..
2) for at least 1 yr.Keith will actually not have the smallest dick
3)Smitty has at least 1 more year as the best 1st basemen in his house.
4) smitty will actually be able to use his patented "SEE YA !!!" and not mean a warning track sac.fly
5)Keith's drunk ass is 1 step closer to being kicked out of his home, to the curb as yet another man has accomplished what his impotent ass cant.
6)Kevin has the birth,christening and future birthday party's to get drunk on Smitty's tab..
7)Quinny gets to pick out his fro,wear make-up ,a red nose and dress like HOMIE The CLOWN at party
8)Wade gets someone to take a nap with
9)McKeever will not be the only person in wet pants and drooling at THE HOLE
10)Little guy/girl gets to learn about dinosaurs from Johnny G....
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