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TOP 10 REASONS SMITTY KID WILL FAIL IN LIFE

 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:00 pm    Post subject: TOP 10 REASONS SMITTY KID WILL FAIL IN LIFE Reply with quote

10.) after a long line of successful smiths such as Jebadiah smith the carpenter, Dick Smith the franklin institute heart watcher, and smitty smith the unsuccessful first baseman but successful security specialist there's bound to be a failure at some point....And that's not even mentioning Stevie Smith weatherman extraordinaire...

9.) bad parenting

8.) instead of playing classical music as suggested by many experts, the Smith's made the unfortunate choice of choosing Death Metal while their baby was in the womb, not sure why...

7.) after the great nuclear meltdown of 2049, a great leader emerges with a napoleonic complex....Mikhael Braun....defeating Hayden Smith in the great election of 2055 by a narrow margin and crushing his confidence forever....Still not sure where Mikael Braun got the giant birthmark of south america on his forehead

6.) After being subjected to error after error after error on the softball field as a young spectator, how can you expect to not live an error filled life?

5.) One day Uncle Quinny came over for young Welsey Smith's 21st birthday celebration and introduced him to the joys of Old English Malt Liquor...the rest shall we say is history....

4.) Jocelyn Smith became the first woman president to serve 2 terms in office....unfortunately that office happened to be Gloucester County Women Prison...OUCH....i'm going to hell...

3.) no one told young Mathias Smith that one's economic situation could ride on the over/under in the Texas Southern vs. Texas Tech inter-state rivalry

2.) Molly Smith started out good, good grades in school, great friends and an excellent social life...then came Dennis Elmer....

1.) cold hand in the dice game...
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