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THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM THE LONGSHOT SOFTBALL TEAM

 
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:51 am    Post subject: THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM THE LONGSHOT SOFTBALL TEAM Reply with quote

10.) CASS, "I'll make it Monday and Tuesday"
9.) KEITH, "We have enough new bats don't bring 20 dollars Thursday"
8.) QUINN,"Sorry I can't make next week's game I have more important stuff to do"
7.) K.WOLF,"we don't need to drink to have a good time before the games"
6.) BUKES,"thank god i made that final defensive out"
5.) JOHNNY G,"Sorry guys i can't make it i have to stay home with the wife plus i have to work at 10 o'clock and the water department told me if i miss my 158th day i'm fired"
4.) J. WOLF,"my fault on that play"
3.) SMITTY,"I think I'm going to shave my sideburns, ever since Beverly Hills 90210 has gone off the air i've contemplated it but just never got around to it"
2.) M BRAUN, "Keith, I'll take that shirt in X-Large, not my normal schmedium"
1.) Glee, "Fuck all you guys, I hit every time and all you guys do is bitch and moan....I hate every single last one of you"
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:33 pm    Post subject: great post Reply with quote

Great post....i'll will come up with my full moon never heard later
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:51 pm    Post subject: Suicide Bomber!! Reply with quote

What about me???? Here's what you'll NEVER hear me saying:

"I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1)no way KP we cant come back from a 16-4 defecit !!!
2)K Wolf--no thanks bartender I gotta get up for work tommorrow...
3)KP--Yeah Maggie Ill be home early and we'll have sex...
4)Matt S.--Luke Perry and Jason Priestley have ugly sideburns...
4)Fat Jack---oh yeah I can see my dick and toes no problem...
5)Dennis E.---Hey guys drinks on the house !!!
6)John G.--Im a natural light brown/the carpet matches the drapes
7)Mike B.---yeah I know how Shaun Bradley felt having to duck in low ceiling rooms
8)Quinny--Oh sure I get shot down all the time...STUD!!!
9)Juddy---I need a haircut
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

10)JWolf--Thers's something Im not great at....
11)Denofa---Water covers 3/4s of the earth I cover the rest...
12)Iggy--Sorry guys I missed it cause my hair got in my eyes...
13)Bukes---Hey guys did you see me run that ball down ?...
14)Glea---Did you see me throw that guy out at the plate from deep right...
15)JCass--softball is more important than any double-dutch jumping,flower planting,manicure-pedicure appointment,or any other lame ass shit i claim i have to do..Softball is #1 with me...
16)Umpire--hey keith that was the best pitched game Ive ever seen
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