Joined: 31 Dec 1969
|Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: TOP 10 REASONS FULL MOON WILL WIN IN THE WOODEN BAT LEAGUE
|10.) they don't call jcass the splendid splinter for no reason
9.) fours words...texas league double quinny
8.) johnny g hit with a wooden bat for 30 years...ah it feels good to be back when the game was just a game...the bums....day games.....schlitz was the beer..and ike was president....
7.) keith will still be hungover, not from beer, but from getting his face bashed in
6.) our shortstop might as well be a white ozzy smith, the older ozzy smith who could hit too...
5.) the triumphant return of Ty Dobb
4.) Keith will finally not have to go to a gay bar to see some nice hard wood (that doesn't even make sense)
3.) Fathers to be Brauny and Smitty need one last taste of a championship before their carefree lives come to a crashing halt....ouch...
2.) Chase Wolf will have an immediate impact
1.) Denofa still hits every fucking time...