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ODDS IN THE BATTLE OF THE HAS BEENS FAT JACK VS. SMITTY

 
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:43 pm    Post subject: ODDS IN THE BATTLE OF THE HAS BEENS FAT JACK VS. SMITTY Reply with quote

FAT JACK DEATH 100/1

FAT JACK DEATH BY HEARTATTACK 250/1

FAT JACK KILLED BY WILD CIRCUS LIONS 2000/1

SMITTY DEATH 3000/1

SMITTY DEATH BY ATTACK OF THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN 10000/1

FAT JACK MAKING AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE EARLY 2/1

SMITTY MONEY LINE -525

FAT JACK MONEY LINE +490

FAT JACK DONUT LINE -300

SMITTY HAIRLINE -400

FAT JACK HAIRLINE ∞

ODDS IN GAME TO 12
SMITTY -5
FAT JACK +4.5

FAT JACK FIRST TO SCORE A BASKET 3/1
SMITTY FIRST TO SCORE A BASKET 2/9

FAT JACK FIRST TO EAT A BASKET OF KFC 1/10
SMITTY FIRST TO MENTION HIS ONE HOMERUN IN SOFTBALL 1/100

FAT JACK EATS SMITTY AND EXCLAIMS HE WAS DELICIOUS - EVEN

ODDS OF A FLAGRANT FOUL 1/2

ODDS OF A FLAGRANT ODOR EMINATING FROM FAT JACKS EXTREMITIES 1/1000

FAT JACK WILL WIN, IF OBAMA WINS IN GENERAL ELECTION 9/1
SMITTY WINS IF OBAMA WINS GENERAL ELECTION - EVEN

OBAMA SHOWS UP AT THE GAME AND FEEDS FAT JACK THE BALL FOR THE FINAL SHOT AND WIN 1000/1

OBAMA SHOWS UP AT THE GAME AND JACK EATS HIM, THINKING THAT OBAMA IS A GIANT CHOCOLATE HERSHEY KISS - 50/1

MCCAIN VS SMITTY HAIRLINE 4/1
MCCAIN VS FAT JACK HAIRLINE EVEN

FAT JACK SLIPS SMITTY A MICKEY AT THE MOON BEFORE THE GAME - EVEN

SMITTY CATCHES A BALL AT FIRST BASE BEFORE THE GAME WITH FAT JACK - ∞

AFTER BEATING SMITTY FAT JACK IS RENAMED SLIM JACKRABBIT 50/1

AFTER LOSING TO FAT JACK SMITTY IS RENAMED ITTY BITTY SMITTY 10/1

GAME NOT HAPPENING 1/3

GAME NOT HAPPENING BUT FAT JACK AND SMITTY STILL REMINISCING ABOUT HOW GREAT OF A GAME IT WOULD OF BEEN 1/4

JOHNNY G TALKING ABOUT FAT JACK AND SMITTY BEFORE AND AFTER THE GAME FOR HOURS 1/100

ACCIDENTAL HOMOSEXUAL CONTACT DURING THE GAME 1/5

ODDS OF SMITTY OR FAT JACK ADMITTING THAT THEY'VE THOUGHT OF EACH OTHER IN A SEXUAL WAY IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS 1/10

FAT JACK AND SMITTY QUITTING HALFWAY INTO THE GAME TO ENGAGE IN GAY SEX - EVEN
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:01 am    Post subject: "THE GAME" Reply with quote

Chances Smitty can catch the inbounds pass.....0
Chances Kevin lets Jack borrow 1 of his rolled up show off your guns T-shirts......70-30
Odds the 1st words by Joe during the game are "these guys are a joke"100
Chances are Cass doesn't make it due to Mothers Day-Wife Day-Kids Day-Wear your wifes underwear to work day- 75 %
Chances of Johnny G claiming he hasn't seen such a blob of a basketball player like Jack since Oliver Miller or a player with worse hands than Smitty since Manute Bol ...100%
Odds of Brauny wearing his schmedium Mugsy Bogues jersey...50/50.(if his Spud Webb is clean he may wear it...)
Chances of Juddy finding a overseas line to bet the game....99%
Likelyhood Keith can get Chuck Mangione to play the "National Anthem "b4 game...10 %...chuck is a very busy man
Chances of Quinny and Cass sneaking under the bleachers for a quickie.100%
Chances of a scoreless tie due to Smitty 's inability to catch the ball when checked in and Jack running off to chase the Mr.Soft-Tee truck 99%
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