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Top Ten Full Moon/White NBA Player Comparisons

 
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Frank Brickowski
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:42 pm    Post subject: Top Ten Full Moon/White NBA Player Comparisons Reply with quote

10. Joe Wolf-Joe Wolf...This one is too easy, the Full Moon legend shares a fine name with the Tar Heel/NBA whitey legend. They also are both heavenly bodies, and extremely tenacious.

9. Mike Braun-Scotty Brooks...Both have tremendous quicks with 4'7" frames.

8. Cass-Mark Price...Both are outstanding overall fundamental players, and both are known to have missed games due to injury or other reasons.

7. Kev Wolf-Dan Majerle...Both are bombers, both like to show off their guns.

6. Johnny G-Larry Bird...Legendary golden locks, legendary veterans, legendary 80's mustaches.

5. Smitty-Rony Seikaly...Great Hair, terrible hands.

4. Glea-Danny Vranes...Just wanted to mention Danny Vranes

3. Wade-Vladimir Radmanovic...They've never been spotted in the same room together...I don't think that's a coincidence.

2. Keith-Brad Miller...Both think they are team leaders and tough guys, both are neither

1. Quinn-Uwe Blab...Look at the pic of Handsome Uwe on this link

http://www.nba.com/historical/playerfile/index.html?player=uwe_blab

ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?! He must be Quinn's real father...And I thought Quinn's real father was Pervis Ellison or somebody along those lines...

Honorable Mention: Tony-Wang Zhi-Zhi
Stricker-Danny Schayes
Juddy-Larry Krystowiak
Smitty-Pretty Bob Thornton
Quinn-Armon 'Hammer' Gilliam (he played like a whitey)
Johnny G-Rik Smits
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Kurt Nimphius
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I almost forgot...

1a. Fat Jack-Chris Mullin's bloated, floating in the Delaware River he had a heart attack after ballooning to 400 lbs and then drowned only to have his body recovered and pulled out of the water two weeks later, corpse.
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:17 am    Post subject: moon/atheletes Reply with quote

Kevin -Robin Ventura..No one looked as stupid charging the mound as him and KW....

Joe W- Mike Piazza...Both are handsome,well chiseled natives of Pa.

DeNofa-Ron Cey..Both incredibly slow 3rd basemen circled the bases as only penquins can

Smitty-Brady Anderson-Both known more for their sideburns than anything done on the field

Johnny G-Julio Franco...Both of these relics played well past their primes into their 60's

Quinny-Bo Diaz...Both of these weak hitting afroed backups die tragicly.Bo climbing a pole to fix his antenna,Quinny going down on Cassidy's pole choking on J's man juice.

Wade-Sleepy Floyd...No one likes sleep more than these 2 elite narciliptics

Johnny Mac-Daryl Strawberry...2 legends in the world of illicet drugs and baseball going together

Keith-Von Hayes...No 2 men have ever under acheived more than these 2 losers at life and love

JCass-Manny Ramirez..No men have ever accomplished more while caring less.But thats just Cass being Cass

Braun-Randy Johnson..2 men who prove the critics wrong about height being important in ball

Glea-Steve Sax...These 2 noodle armed 2nd basemen are living proof you can play this game alot of years with a long toss of 25 ft.
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