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Kamala: The Ugandan Giant
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Tough times at vanillaafro.com Reply with quote

ESPN recently ran a story that featured discontinued sports from Olympics past. One of these sports was tug-of-war, which was last featured in the early 1900s.

Fist of all, I do not think that anyone could within reason deny that tug-of-war would be among the most fascinating and viewed sports in all of Olympia.

Secondly, this begs a most important question... If an American tug-of-war team was to be formed today, who would be on it?

I'm going to go ahead and list the first nominee:
1.) Shaq

But what about other countries? Perhaps the French team could use the corpse of Andre the Giant as their anchor. Obviously, a Scandanavian team would consist of Magnus ver Magnusson and ONLY Magnus ver Magnusson. Any Brazilian team would have to include El Gigante.
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Vince McMahon
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:39 pm    Post subject: tug this Reply with quote

there is only one tug of war that interests me...The on-going tug of war between Keith and the bottle..While were all in agreement he's become a quitter-pussy-henpecked-unemployed- non swimming sperm producing loser I only hope to be present when he gives in to being what he really is...Michael Jordan tried baseball---George Michael tried girls---Smitty attempted 1st base---Quinny gave educated,white,normal ladies of the night a shot and like Keith sober all these expieriments were and are DISSASSTERS....Know what your gifted at like basketball-queers-DHing-retards-and drinking and stick with it....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's lines like "quitter-pussy-henpecked-unemployed- non swimming sperm producing loser" that make me happy that Keith doesn't know how to turn a computer on! Because, if he could, he might end up waiting on hold on line 2 of the Suicide Hotline (line 1 remains open but unavailable to the public by the Hotline strictly for Justin Clark's bi-weekly call-ins.) By the way, SOFTBALL IS BACK and I can't wait!!!! Less than 72 hours away!!!! Go Moon!
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Denofa
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes it must be time for softball again cause Im getting my 5x a day I need money for blah,blah,blah...Iwas wondering why I had so much extra money the last couple weeks...Loooking foward to great softball... cold beers at Millers and the continued company of Team Fertile...Lots of young new talent being born-carried by the women lucky enuff to be getting banged by the greatest softball team Rhawnhurst ever produced....( sorry you non egg hitting--stupid slow sperm producing--infertile water ice addict...perhaps Quinny be hittin dat ass soon and you can take credit for him and Maggie's mulotto kid KP...)
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