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Whadda ya want from me Goodfellas shirt inspired by the movie, Goodfellas

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Hello Darkness my old friend - my afro is here again

Art Garfunkel has the consummate vanilla afro.  Although overshadowed figuratively by front man Paul Simon, Garfunkel definitely was not literally. His afro after a long night of singing was frizzier than your grandmother's afghan, yes afghan fuck you.  Anyway, his most notable song was probably the remake of Bridge over Troubled Water where the only thing sweeter than his voice is his frothy afro.  You also have to give it to Garfunkel too, most people will give up a hairstyle after a decade or so, but his afro has stood the test of time, he's had the friggin thing since the 60's and he will not relinquish it.

In 2004 I went to see Simon and Garfunkel at the Wachovia Center in Philly and was literally falling asleep in my chair during Sounds of Silence and that stupid peppermint song they do.  They have some awesome songs, but if you are not on meth amphetamine at one of the concerts you don't know what you're missing.

I don't have much else to say about Art Garfunkel other than what the fuck were you thinking leaving Paul Simon to do God knows what? My guess is that Paul Simon tried to stick it in his pooper and Garfunkel wouldn't let him.  Or maybe the opposite is true, Garfunkel was so sore from taking it up the pooper that he had to part ways. That explains the Preparation H commercials he did in the early 80's...That's totally wrong anyway enjoy....

Garfunkel at his best with a full fledged afro in the dark lighting

Art Garfunkel in a suit - very serious look on his face

Young Garfunkel in more casual garb.

Art Garfunkel album cover

Feeling groovy

Art Garfunkel with Paul Simon - no way Garfunkel is singing a friggin word

Pretty recent Garfunkel, old but still afro'ed up

hello darkness my old friend...

hahahha.....hehehe...haahah..I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

smile....Art Garfunkel loves you

He must be singing that peppermint song...

oops i crapped my pants

Art Garfunkel Discography - it's almost as if he wanted to make the same number of records alone just to separate himself from Paul Simon, has anyone even heard of some of these records, scissors cut is that a play on his fro ?
Garfunkel Records with Paul Simon

Old Friends: Live on Stage 2004
The Essential Simon & Garfunkel 2003 
The Columbia Studio Recordings (1964-1970) 2001
Wednesday Morning, 3AM 1964
Sounds of Silence 1966
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme 1966
Bookends 1968
Bridge Over Troubled Water 1970
The Graduate 1968
Greatest Hits 1972
Old Friends 1997
The Best of Simon & Garfunkel 1999
Live From New York City, 1967 2002


 

Art Garfunkel Records Alone

Everything Waits To Be Noticed 
Songs From A Parent To A Child 
The Animals' Christmas Across America 
Up 'til Now 
Lefty
Garfunkel
The Art Garfunkel Album 
Scissors Cut 
Fate For Breakfast 
Watermark
Breakaway
Angel Claire 
The Best of Art Garfunkel

 

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