VanillaAfro.com - personal web site of Tom Quinn AKA Frank the Tank AKA Merrill Reese AKA Tom-tom AKA Quinny AKA Blue

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The afro of this week will be:

• WWF champion Bob Backlund
• The guy who cheated on Press Your Luck
• Donald Sutherland in invasion of the body snatchers

I am accepting logos and afro submissions for my new site, submit an afro logo here the best one will take the place of my awful neon glow photoshopped logo above, or if you just want to submit an afro i.e. an action shot of Kareem-Abdul Jabbar you can go to the same page

Deep thoughts of the day..inspired by Jack Handy

• 3-12 - I'm surprised the Phillies haven't called on Jcass to be their 5th starter...
• 3-11 - Hear about Elliot Spitzer? It isn't even really alarming that he's been with whores, the more alarming thing is he paid $5500 for one. Jesus, now we know why this country is in debt, our politicians don't even know what $500 can get you these days! Let me be Elliot's economic whore adviser...I can put together a stimulus package where everybody wins!
• 3-10 - Did you hear about the Vatican's new list of sins? I was so close to heaven but now because of my massive toxic waste dumps i'm damned. Is it me or are they just begging for moral relativity arguments? Who knew that our pope's nickname would be captain obvious
• 8-27 - forget civil liberties and all that junk, my main concern is getting schmedium into the official English vernacular. If I have to settle for shmedium with no c...I will...
• 8-26 - Some teams are just way too good at softball
• 8-25 - If the best things in life are free how much do the worst things in life cost?
• 8-24 - When people say that something is the best of both worlds, what other world are they talking about? This question probably isn't supposed to be answered but I'll take a stab at it and say the Bizarro world, just don't ask me what the Bizarro world is
• 8-23 - How come Wilford Brimley isn't still doing Oatmeal commercials?
• 8-22 - Not thinking for 4 months is very refreshing
• 4-10 - Don Imus is a nappy headed ho
• 4-9 - Now the Doors People are strange has really great lyrics, BUT this line here, "When you're strange...No one remembers your name"...Don't people remember your name easier when you're strange?
• 4-8 - by JWolf, "When people say they could care less" they are saying the wrong thing because they are saying that they COULD care less, the correct thing people should be saying is "They couldn't care less" to better get their meaning across, I think even Lono would agree on this one. I.e. Lono couldn't care less about my site
• 4-7 - I do a mean John Fogerty impression
• I figure people will get sick of seeing the same damn thoughts - go here to see all vanilla afro deep thoughts of the day

Need a laugh check out the afro clip of the week (too lazy for day)

Who knows what I'll do with this site, make Vanilla afro t-shirts, there could possibly be a strong market for such a t-shirt. But basically the main reason for the site is to find goofy stuff, make people laugh and do something fun with the web besides trying to sell some kind of crap people don't need, although on the left and right there will be an assortment of ads for stuff that people don't need, shhh.

Why make a site about a Vanilla Afro? 

People have been asking me why I don't have a web site, well I do now bitches. I live an ordinary life or at least think I do. But what I've noticed is that even ordinary life can be very funny sometimes. In between, coming home and watching TV, occasionally play basketball, occasionally doing something else, or playing poker I still fregin have an Afro and not many white guys have afros. Look at the afro pictures, there's only 70's white guys or porno stars or cool black dudes with Afros (shit does that make me a cheesy 70's porno star?... DAMN IT).  I also like to think I have some kind of personality, at least good enough that I can make a better and more interesting web site then half of the dumbasses on myspace or on other blog type sites. I will declare war on all bloggers right now if I have to do that for people to keep reading this, btw if you are reading this you may have less to do than me...Most likely you clicked one of those links above and you are not here now, but if you are then I'd like to explain some things.

The Vanilla afro logo

The Vanilla afro logo is not me, contrary to many myths and urban legends running around on and offline, I've even heard talk of the afro being made of velcro from fellow friends and colleagues, this is simply not true, it is definitely not a synthetic material, the Vanilla afro is 100% genuine human hair. To prove it I've sought the help of a certified Afrologist, Shaft.

Why the faggoty border on the menu ?

I figured i'd put something faggoty on the site and if talking about my afro wasn't faggoty enough i'd figure i'd add a purplish color to make the site more faggoty, by the way the term faggoty is pretty great. And by the way please contact me if I'm spelling faggoty wrong is it faggity instead ? Faggoty just looks wrong.

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