Since no one will submit afros to me, most likely this is because of a visitor shortage, I am going to start doing afros of the week
  • Get ready for the Vanilla Afro NCAA Tournament of champions, there will be winners, losers, pain, grief, torture and even agony. But there will only be one person who can say they beat all the other chumps in a meaningless NCAA tournament pool! Sound appealing? Click this link and sign up for the 3rd annual Vanilla Afro Afro-centric tournament of champions. The password is AFRO
  • The funniest part in this whole thing is when the one employee gives the guy back his broken computer
  • The only thing better than this play is how funny the announcers are near the end of the play...
  • As dorky as this it's still fucking awesome...
    • Remember to check out the Video clips

    I am accepting logos and afro submissions for my new site, submit an afro logo here the best one will take the place of my awful neon glow photoshopped logo above, or if you just want to submit an afro i.e. an action shot of Kareem-Abdul Jabbar you can go to the same page

    Deep thoughts of the day..inspired by Jack Handy

    Need a laugh check out the afro clip of the week (too lazy for day)

  • Hellllllllo Newman...
  • Another good Newman clip
  • Uncle Charlie vs. Howard Eskin
  • Here he is the one and the only...KEITH HOGAN
  • I couldn't find the SNL clip of Bill Murray as a lounge singer singing Stairway to Heaven but here is a another clip of him that's not too funny, but it's still pretty good...SCAMPI SCAMPI!
  • Bill Murray technology rant hilariously funny for no reason
  • One of the best college football games of the year. If we had playoffs could Boise upset again? Will never know....
  • Kramer takes a heckler a little too personal....he's just a frizzy racist time bomb waiting to explode
  • Ok, we've all seen the Bobby Knight clip of him hitting his player but here are some of his other video and audio clips
  • Bobby Knight doing something we've always wanted to do refs but couldn't
  • ESPN Top 10 of Bobby Knight
  • Halftime speech by...you guessed it Bobby Knight
  • This is hilarious...crackhead blind date
  • Canada has some nice beaver
  • In honor of our softball team...we should get Keith, our softball manager, to contact this guy

    • Who knows what I'll do with this site, make Vanilla afro t-shirts, there could possibly be a strong market for such a t-shirt. But basically the main reason for the site is to find goofy stuff, make people laugh and do something fun with the web besides trying to sell some kind of crap people don't need, although on the left and right there will be an assortment of ads for stuff that people don't need, shhh.

    Why make a site about a Vanilla Afro? 

    People have been asking me why I don't have a web site, well I do now bitches. I live an ordinary life or at least think I do. But what I've noticed is that even ordinary life can be very funny sometimes. In between, coming home and watching TV, occasionally play basketball, occasionally doing something else, or playing poker I still fregin have an Afro and not many white guys have afros. Look at the afro pictures, there's only 70's white guys or porno stars or cool black dudes with Afros (shit does that make me a cheesy 70's porno star?... DAMN IT).  I also like to think I have some kind of personality, at least good enough that I can make a better and more interesting web site then half of the dumbasses on myspace or on other blog type sites. I will declare war on all bloggers right now if I have to do that for people to keep reading this, btw if you are reading this you may have less to do than me...Most likely you clicked one of those links above and you are not here now, but if you are then I'd like to explain some things.

    The Vanilla afro logo

    The Vanilla afro logo is not me, contrary to many myths and urban legends running around on and offline, I've even heard talk of the afro being made of velcro from fellow friends and colleagues, this is simply not true, it is definitely not a synthetic material, the Vanilla afro is 100% genuine human hair. To prove it I've sought the help of a certified Afrologist, Shaft.

    Why the faggoty border on the menu ?

    I figured i'd put something faggoty on the site and if talking about my afro wasn't faggoty enough i'd figure i'd add a purplish color to make the site more faggoty, by the way the term faggoty is pretty great. And by the way please contact me if I'm spelling faggoty wrong is it faggity instead ? Faggoty just looks wrong. "; $footer=getFooter(); echo "$header $body $footer"; ?>