The Anti-Lono Page

I’m tired of poker.  It’s on TV every damn day.  ENOUGH ALREADY!!  Doesn’t anybody bowl anymore?

Listen Fans,

I refuse to write and write and write and write about stuff.  I don’t have the patience.  So I’ve decided to attack my verbose counterpart instead.  If you don’t like it, go bang yourself and set aside the next 2 and a half years to read Lono’s blog.

Yours in Christ,

JCa$$

P.S. I still have all the answers.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060708/ap_on_fe_st/poland_lookalike_leaders_1

No, this is not a Pollack joke.

http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060630-105043-1132r

Please read this story…The good news is that driving while smoking crack is fine.  The better news is that while one drink is very dangerous, other recent studies have led me to conclude that approximately 15 Coors Lights might be very safe.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!  TQ is supposed to host a Fourth of July bash at Casa de Monty (TQ looks like Colin Montgomerie).  Everybody on earth is invited.  You bring the beer, I bring the beer bong, and then we let nature take its course.  Also, free vanillaafro.com t-shirt for the first person who pees in TQ’s pool.

I imagine everybody was as shocked as I was to find out that Brett Myers is white trash…as if that goofy chin-hair thing isn’t a dead giveaway.  He beat that poor woman like a rented mule, which begs the question, ‘When’s the last time you rented a mule?’  Maybe he beat her like TQ beats his mule.

I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that TQ reexamine his idea to make holocaust jokes.  Maybe it’s just me…

The good news is that I’m almost a week recovered from the fishing trip.  The bad news is that I’m thinking about going out drinking again.  Oh, and the Phillies suck.

TQ needs to get over it…everybody’s juiced up about the Geno’s thing because we are tired of being told to press dos for espanol. 

I’m never going on the fishing trip again.  I’m too old, too fat, and too tired for all that.