| Yes the pink is faggoty, yes John Holmes was
probably a man's man and doesn't deserve a pink background (actually he did gay porno), but guess
friggin what? The pink stays because it is synonymous with his member.
John Holmes was probably the most prolific porn star of the 1970's and
has been somewhat immortalized in movies like Boogie Nights, but also
demoralized in that awful movie with Val Kilmer, what was it called
Wonderland?. If you don't enjoy seeing a 70's pornstar in action
then you probably won't want to look at the pictures below
lol......Holmes known also as Johnny Wadd (from you guessed it a porno)
is one of the most famous porn stars to ever grace the um who knows what
they call it, it's not the silver screen...Anyway, Holmes might of been
immortalized because of his giant unit but in real life he was a giant
asshole stealing all he could for coke and even being involved in the
murder of some of his friends.
Wonderland murders
The infamous murders got their name because they occurred on 8763
Wonderland street in Laurel Canyon, California. What happened was
that a few people Holmes knew robbed this big time drug dealer named
Eddie Nash. They forced Nash at gunpoint to open a floor safe, which
yielded more than $100,000 in cash, $150,000 in jewelry, eight pounds of
cocaine, a kilo of heroin, and $5,000 in speed, lovely. Holmes was
confronted by Nash after the crime and admitted to opening the back door
of the place so that his fellow druggies could rob it. Well after
hearing this from Holmes who made a measly $3,000 on the heist, Nash
decided to get even by gruesomely murdering the whole gang. This
guy Nash was a real winner, listen to this quote told by Laura, Holmes
former wife: "He was an awful man... John told me he used to leave
the bathrooms without toilet paper, then offer the young women cocaine
if they'd lick his ass clean." LOL...now that's a great guy, I
guess it really got bad if he had Mexican for lunch....of Christ this
site is going to be the ruin of me.....Anyway another horrible thing
Holmes did was after contracting AIDS in and around 1986 and also became
aware of it, he made 2 years more worth of porno movies subjecting
everyone he knew to it.....Terrible shit, anyway he eventually died of
the disease in 1988 leaving his family behind and putting his afro six
feet under....
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John Holmes with 70's porno sunglasses on...AWWW YEAH
John Holmes looking goooood getting sent off to jail
by Joe the Jew....
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Oh Christ, here's Holmes with like 10 chicks touching
his schlong, hinting at the fact that it takes that many hands to cover
his gigantic member....hint hint....he looks like he's high on coke in
the pic too.
Ok I decided not to post the fregin nude pics of John
Holmes because this site does not need any pictures of guys schlongs on
it....
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John Holmes movies - get a load of some of these titles - get it,
get a load of them HAHAHAHAAH.....HAHAAHHAHAAHAH..oh god shoot me now.
I was going to include a big huge list of John Holmes
movies but I think it's better and more entertaining for me to list my
top 10 John Holmes flicks.....drum roll please.....see if you can guess
which one isn't a real John Holmes movie....
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Carnal Encounters of the Barest
Kind
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Saturday Night Beaver
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Dickman and Throbbing
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Four Women in Trouble
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Cream Rinse - short
and sweet
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Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here
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Angel in Mr. Holmes to go along with the
Devil in Mr. Holmes
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Huge Fuckin' Cocks -
you know he was around early to be in this title
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Ride a Cocked Horse - who thought this one would be
a great title?
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Life and Times at Cock man high
Honorable Mention
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