John Holmes - 12 inches in the pants 12 inches on his head.
Yes the pink is faggoty, yes John Holmes was probably a man's man and doesn't deserve a pink background (actually he did gay porno), but guess friggin what? The pink stays because it is synonymous with his member. John Holmes was probably the most prolific porn star of the 1970's and has been somewhat immortalized in movies like Boogie Nights, but also demoralized in that awful movie with Val Kilmer, what was it called Wonderland?.  If you don't enjoy seeing a 70's pornstar in action then you probably won't want to look at the pictures below lol......Holmes known also as Johnny Wadd (from you guessed it a porno) is one of the most famous porn stars to ever grace the um who knows what they call it, it's not the silver screen...Anyway, Holmes might of been immortalized because of his giant unit but in real life he was a giant asshole stealing all he could for coke and even being involved in the murder of some of his friends.

Wonderland murders

The infamous murders got their name because they occurred on 8763 Wonderland street in Laurel Canyon, California.  What happened was that a few people Holmes knew robbed this big time drug dealer named Eddie Nash. They forced Nash at gunpoint to open a floor safe, which yielded more than $100,000 in cash, $150,000 in jewelry, eight pounds of cocaine, a kilo of heroin, and $5,000 in speed, lovely.  Holmes was confronted by Nash after the crime and admitted to opening the back door of the place so that his fellow druggies could rob it.  Well after hearing this from Holmes who made a measly $3,000 on the heist, Nash decided to get even by gruesomely murdering the whole gang.  This guy Nash was a real winner, listen to this quote told by Laura, Holmes former wife: "He was an awful man... John told me he used to leave the bathrooms without toilet paper, then offer the young women cocaine if they'd lick his ass clean." LOL...now that's a great guy, I guess it really got bad if he had Mexican for lunch....of Christ this site is going to be the ruin of me.....Anyway another horrible thing Holmes did was after contracting AIDS in and around 1986 and also became aware of it, he made 2 years more worth of porno movies subjecting everyone he knew to it.....Terrible shit, anyway he eventually died of the disease in 1988 leaving his family behind and putting his afro six feet under....

John Holmes with 70's porno sunglasses on...AWWW YEAH

John Holmes looking goooood getting sent off to jail by Joe the Jew....

Oh Christ, here's Holmes with like 10 chicks touching his schlong, hinting at the fact that it takes that many hands to cover his gigantic member....hint hint....he looks like he's high on coke in the pic too.

 

Ok I decided not to post the fregin nude pics of John Holmes because this site does not need any pictures of guys schlongs on it....

 


John Holmes movies - get a load of some of these titles - get it, get a load of them HAHAHAHAAH.....HAHAAHHAHAAHAH..oh god shoot me now.

I was going to include a big huge list of John Holmes movies but I think it's better and more entertaining for me to list my top 10 John Holmes flicks.....drum roll please.....see if you can guess which one isn't a real John Holmes movie....

  1. Carnal Encounters of the Barest Kind

  2. Saturday Night Beaver

  3. Dickman and Throbbing

  4. Four Women in Trouble

  5. Cream Rinse      - short and sweet

  6. Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here

  7. Angel in Mr. Holmes to go along with the Devil in Mr. Holmes

  8. Huge Fuckin' Cocks     -  you know he was around early to be in this title

  9. Ride a Cocked Horse - who thought this one would be a great title?

  10. Life and Times at Cock man high 

Honorable Mention

  • Coming Holmes     -    basically anything with Holmes in it is good

  • War And Piece

  • Whore of The Worlds

  • Balling for Dollars     - funny to some
"; $footer=getFooter(); echo "$header $body $footer"; ?>