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|Vanilla Afro news - here ye here ye now
Here is the page you've all been waiting for or
dreading...the VanillaAfro.com picture page - click on each pic for a
The Top 4 spots will be reserved for the best vanilla
afro submissions by my readers, like my readers exist....you
can submit an afro online here - keep in mind that while black afros
will sometimes be accepted, at this site we are looking for vanilla or
white guy afros, however this is not a racist site in the sense that a black guy
with a vanilla afro may get the nod......It is however easy to find
black guys with afros (not white vanilla afros though) whereas white
guys or even white afro chicks with afros are few and far between. We're going for the niche fro
market here (please don't take this seriously lol).
Here also are the archived funny afro pics from the main page...
- Pretty funny...
- Larry Craig talks about how Bill Clinton is a bad boy LOL LOL...
- Hellllloooooo Newman!
- Chocolate Rain!!
- Vanilla Afro hanging out with the Roots drummer Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson
- Photoshops of this bug eyed Russian guy...(ridiculous)
- All Longshot players need to watch this clip
- Eskin telling off Vito from the Sopranos, hilarious
- Good Highlight film of DJ, of course the jerk in the article has to mention he has freckles
- This one is for J Wolfy
- Wanna see a bad movie, check this one out. It's on Encore on demand
- If we were playing this team we'd be fucked...
- Something to inspire any softball player...Keith note the form
- They say a picture says a 1000 words....Full Moon Softball banner.
- Here is just me on ESPN edited out - I wanted to say T.O. is a Fag but they edited it out.
- Here is the whole ESPN clip - WARNING: big file I suggest doing right click then save as..
- A Halloween to remember, WARNING: half naked shots of me (I am going to regret posting these pictures forever...)
- Not many vanilla afros in here but a funny site about the top 10 college basketball afros
- THE KING!!!...err the Quinn as the king..
- Great fighter...great afro...well ok fighter.great afro
- A man that gets more ass than a toilet seat...
- This guy has been around, but if you don't know him you'll find this funny
- Michael Mcdonald...getting really serious about singing falsetto
- Sean Penn...
- staying with the wrestling theme since i have no new ideas.
- I bet you forgot about me...
- He rode his Vanilla Afro all the way to the HOF...
- Archived Afros...yes there's more...
- sweet music
- get out your deal-a-meal cards you fat pig...
- she's gone...oh why...oh why...
- Lionel Ritchie...I mean Jayson Stark
- If this isn't one of the funniest images you've ever seen on the internet get off my site now.
- Prettaay....Prettaaay......Prettay...pretty good.
- More Cowbell..
- Welcome back...
- FOUND BY J.R. - Paul Moleski of Detroit Pistons fame
- FOUND BY JCA$$ - From the deepest depths of the internet, NIMPHIUS RIDES AGAIN!
- The Garbage Man Baby!
- And in this corner....
- Oh, and also check out my myspace, errr...my page on myspace.com
- Get out the fregin big brush
- FOUND!: Anyone who can find me a good picture of Kurt Nimphius with a Vanilla Afro gets a free T-shirt in the Vanilla Afro T-shirt store.
- I will destroy your house and everything that's in it!!!
- The plane...The plane - not an afro, but come on you forgot about him didn't you?
- Excellent adventure... excellent afro..
- Don't look at this picture
- REALLY Don't look at this picture
- Archived Vanilla Afros - yes it's big enough for this now, sad isn't it ?
- What are the chances?
- Want some sandwiches? Thurman Murman
- The one...the only...Keith Hernandez
- "My kid deserved to be hit with that frying pan"
- My Newest Page on Merrill Reese
- Page on my likeness to Will Ferrell - also scroll down and check out the new video clips
- A candid pic of some guy who will shortly be sueing me with a vanilla afro. He looks like he could possibly be swallowing his own tongue.
- Yours trukly with my eyes completely closed LOL... with my friends Mike, his girlfriend Nicole and our friend Jamie.
- Here's another one of one of the best Philadelphia Bar League softball teams, The Full Moon softball team with their newest secret weapon....
|Jack Sikma of Seattle
Supersonics/Milwaukee Bucks fame...the epitomy of a true classic vanilla
||John Holmes -
Pornstar extraordinaire - how good are his shades in this pic?
||Art Garfunkel - the better half
of Simon and Garfunkel..He's getting ready to belt out a melodious
||Bill Walton had a masterful way
around the basketball court and an even more masterful white guy afroman afro
|John Mcenroe tennis pro with a
huge afro hair style in the early 80's late 70's ish, now he just doesn't have enough hair to pull it off.
||Hubie Brown - basketball
announcer - actually I thought that Hubie Brown had a big afro but I was
sorely mistaken when he didn't, I included him anyway though...his name
||Here is an exception to the
rule, The Reverend Al Sharpton with his black pompadour,
hardly even a black afro let alone vanilla, but nonetheless he is Al Sharpton a certified pimp daddy.
||Now I had trouble
finding another famous white guy with an afro but I did find one, Don
Henley, and it is a fregin huge one, he's probably the only dude out of
these 8 guys who looks almost normal somehow with one too
Now here are the Afros that will most likely get me sued
or in trouble, these are afros of regular everyday white guys (and possibly chicks in the future) stupid or
cool enough to put them on the web for all to see depending on how you
look at it....christ, I'll be one of these guys so it must be cool right?
|Some Asian guy
with a lot of hair, now he may not have an afro per say, but this is
most likely the closest any person of Asian descent can come to having
one...your job if you choose to accept it is to find me a better Asian
||This is the
typical white hippie guy with a v-neck t-shirt and an afro, he knows
what he wants in life and knows how to get it and also knows how to
strut his stuff with a bushy head of hair he is truly an afroman of afromen.
||Ok, now here is
what appears to be a foreign dude with an afro, a European style half
afro-half just too much straight hair. He has a somewhat crazy look in
his eye though, don't kill me for posting this....
||Ok if you're under
18, get squeamish easy, or just plain don't want to see a skinny guy
with a huge afro making a i want to die face then don't look or click
the image below
|Here is another guy who looks
very similar to our friend above to the far right, a young lad in a blue
shirt that reminds me of my old Father
Judge high school shirt
||Here is a scary looking
Motherfucker with a striped shirt on that looks like he's in some kind
of 1920's prison.
||I almost forgot Ron Jeremy,
getting all caught up in the John Holmes as my token pornstar...wait a
second is that the real Ron Jeremy?
||And Of course I saved the best
Afro for last...yours truly, a true vanilla afro for all to see, i
pic'ed out my fro just for this God I need help.....
you can see I've gotten the ball rolling, now it's your turn click here
to submit a vanilla afro
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